Welcome to the never-ending millennial quarter life crisis

I’m your host, Tom.

This is a forum dedicated to the absurdity of life, and my small place within it. It is a platform for me to share the little moments that have made an otherwise unremarkable life somewhat interesting. Life is tragically hilarious – let’s laugh at it together.

A little bit about me:

I’m a corporate middle manager at a mid-sized distribution company in Northern Milwaukee.
I once fell into a pond while chasing a frog on a third-grade field trip (on my birthday). I like to consider this the beginning of my villain origin story.
I spent most of my four years in high school reading fantasy novels alone at the lunch table instead of talking to girls
I spend most of my free time after work reading fantasy novels alone at the coffee shop instead of talking to girls.

A little bit more about this website:

This is a platform for me to tell stories.
Many of those stories are about my own life (IRL)
Others are entirely fictional.
I also have a recurring series of short stories based on ChatGPT generated writing prompts
Lastly, as a corporate drone of above average talent and experience, I’m quite good with critical feedback. Feel free to comment and share your thoughts.

Please also check out my Substack and Instagram pages and consider subscribing to the former and following me on the latter. I promise there’s exclusive content and relatable memes in it for you if you do.

Substack: www.existentialwannabe.substack.com

Instagram: @existential_wannabe