Something was terribly wrong. I sat in the waiting area of a Rhinelander emergency room, a yellow band around my wrist marking my place in line. A long line. As the hours continued to drag on, my excuse to my family of “going to get gas” became flimsier and flimsier. Although they believed it last … Continue reading IRL: The Exam (Pt. 3)
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Reclaiming D-List Celebrity Status: A New Introduction
Hello. My name is Tom. And it’s lovely to meet you. Twenty years ago, my eighth grade English teacher gave my class a major assignment: pair up with a classmate, interview one another, and incrementally publish chapters of each other’s biographies to our classmates. Two-page, double-spaced minimum, size 12 font, Times New Roman preferred, but … Continue reading Reclaiming D-List Celebrity Status: A New Introduction
The Existential Wannabe 